Monday, December 1, 2008

What I'm Thankful For

Now that I finally suckered my dear sis into blogging - I shall honor her induction by hijacking her idea and making it my own [insert evil laugh: myaa hahahaha, you're one of us now, Neeneekakah]. All of these are Non Serious. Of course I am thankful for all the serious stuff. But why read that when there is random goofyness to be had??

10 Non Serious Things I'm thankful For (no order):

1. Newly cleaned public toilet. It's the proverbial pot at the end of the rainbow. Sorry - I couldn't resist the cliche but it really is appropriate.

2. Wagging tail: I love our sweet Big Moose Dog Max and I especially love seeing his big wagging tail. It'll put a smile on even the most unsmilingest face.

3. Books turned into Movies: Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Harry Potter - the list is endless. Why read? Just wait a year then watch it with pictures!

4. DVR: I am convinced they show Live tv in hell.

5. Cell Phone: Not simply because it is communication anywhere anytime, but is is also a handy little flashlight (Crazy, remember).

6. New pair of socks: they are warm, snuggly and hole-free (great for shoe shopping too).

7. Internet shopping: never leave home, shopping in pajamas, redeeming coupon codes and free shipping to your door. Gosh I love the internet.

8. Soft cookies: are there any other kind of cookies?

9. Fast internet: Slow internet is the second thing that I think is reserved especially for hell. Dial up??? Nooooo!! Fast internet is truly heaven.

10. Google: Anything you could every want or wish to know on one website at your very fingertips. I use to love Google's grandfather: the Library. But now? Sorry Library but my love belongs to another. Maybe we can still be friends? I Googled the Library the other day. Does that help?

4 comments:

Karla said...

I way agree about slow internet and live tv in hell! lol I've also come to the assumption that if I was for real crazy and in a crazy house - I would hear Xmas music all the time. lol

Krisha Brooks said...

I found this list hilarious! The internet stuff made me last the most. If there is anything that gest my blood boiling, it's a slow connection. I found that yelling at the computer and hitting it a few times seems to help. :)

Unknown said...

Funny about googling the library. No I don't think that helps. I'm with you on soft cookies. Again this sounds JUST like a scrapbook page!

Cindy said...

I laughed (and completely agreed) at the Live TV in hell comment. You are SO right! Also the cell phone flashlight. It's genius!

Love the list. Your brain, it's interesting!